Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Final Rose


10 things you should know about The Bachelor (from the token straight girl's perspective):


1) We all thought the chick who showed up in a wedding dress was nuts. Turns out she's one of the normal ones.

2) But there's always one. That Amanda girl is cray.

3) Desiree didn't really break that art statue. and thankfully she can take a practical joke.

4) Only the first dates, and already girls are falling in love. behold the power of The Bachelor.

5) The yoga instructor couldn't handle the pressure of competing with 15 other women for Sean's love. shocker.

6) Sean is a rule breaker. Roses before the ceremony, and straight out of the limo? ok fine.

7) Tierra has been deemed the token possessive one.

8) There's no way Sean actually needs kissing tips from Arie. come on ABC.

9) It would've been much cooler if Robyn could've landed that back handspring.

10) Sean is the perfect specimen of a man. The end.


                                              - love,
                                                    the tsg

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