Let's hear it for the boy

10 Things you should know about gay bars (from the token straight girl's perspective):

1) Kylie Minogue is still a thing.

2) Bathrooms aren’t segregated. Ladies, note that the toilet seat goes back up when you’re done.

3) The coat check may be the best $2 you’ll spend all night.

4) Impromptu Drag shows aren’t so impromptu.

5) Your cute gay friend is the ticket to the bartender’s best pours.

6) Boobs don’t count.

7) Always be a good wingman.

8) Never, ever wear flip flops. especially with socks.

9) Girls are girls and boys are boys. Except when they’re not. No pointing.

10) Whatever happens, by all means, keep dancing. 


                                         - love, 
                                              tsg