Monday, January 28, 2013

We Fly High


10 things you should know about flying Virgin America (from a travelholic's perspective):


1) If your baby is crying, the flight attendant will carry them around as a cute accessory while delivering free cans of soda.

2) You can watch Ellen, Chelsea Lately, or Millionaire Matchmaker (depending on travel time) in flight.

3) Or you can pay $8.99 and watch Salmon Fishing in Yemen.

4) The safety video is entertaining. I actually watch it every time (mostly for the nun part.)

5) Blue and purple make the perfect travel mood lighting.

6) The flight crew wears unibomber jackets. Hello top gun.

7) You can order Pringles with the click of a button, and I'm not talking about the annoying attendant call light.

8) Their seats are not flotation devices.

9) They force you to ask yourself, (in the words of my father) "Why do all the other airlines suck?"

10) They now offer flights to Newark, NJ. They need to offer direct flights from SFO to DTW.


                                                       - with love,
                                                              tsg

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