10 things you should know about the Academy Awards (in case you fell asleep):
1) Amy & Tina should host every award show, every year, including the Oscars. Sorry I'm not sorry, Seth.
2) Seth McFarlane isn't confident in his ability to tell jokes. Stick by that John Wilkes Booth joke, man.
3) Kristen Stewart is the epitome of awkward. This time with crutches.
4) The Oscars > The Grammy's. Jennifer Hudson + Adele = who cares about movies?
5) There was a tie for Best Sound Editing. Two death eaters won.
6) Jennifer Lawrence is human, and fell up the stairs. And won Best Actress.
7) Meryl Streep needs no introduction.
8) Ang Lee would like to thank the Movie God.
9) Anne Hathaway is cold. and Mrs. Obama is in the house (the White House, that is.)
10) Argofuckyourself. Congrats Ben.
- with love,
tsg