Dear Mr. President

10 things you should know about the POTUS:

1) John Quincy was a skinny dipper.

2) LBJ often held conferences in the bathroom. no shame.

3) Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer. This never gets old.

4) Bill did not have sexual relations with that woman. (but he did.)

5) George W was a head cheerleader. This explains a lot.

6) Barack is a fan of both Harry Potter and Spiderman. As if we needed another reason to like him.

7) Andrew Jackson killed a man?

8) George Washington did not wear wooden teeth. That's a vicious rumor. So I'm here to put an end to it.

9) Ulysses got a speeding ticket on his pony. Talk about horse power.

10) Four score and seven years ago, Abe Lincoln was awesome. And he could rock a top hat.


                              - love,
                                  tsg (Abe's biggest fan)