10 things you should know about the POTUS:
1) John Quincy was a skinny dipper.
2) LBJ often held conferences in the bathroom. no shame.
3) Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer. This never gets old.
4) Bill did not have sexual relations with that woman. (but he did.)
5) George W was a head cheerleader. This explains a lot.
6) Barack is a fan of both Harry Potter and Spiderman. As if we needed another reason to like him.
7) Andrew Jackson killed a man?
8) George Washington did not wear wooden teeth. That's a vicious rumor. So I'm here to put an end to it.
9) Ulysses got a speeding ticket on his pony. Talk about horse power.
10) Four score and seven years ago, Abe Lincoln was awesome. And he could rock a top hat.
- love,
tsg (Abe's biggest fan)
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